Why can’t I find the right guy for me? Everyone just wants me for sex and I’m over it, I just want to settle down :’(

ofspac3andtime:

You’re like a grenade that went off in my life. Everywhere I look there’s pieces of you in it.

(Source: taylorsvift)

  • author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
  • english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
  • tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
  • loki: blinks
  • tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

(Source: thefrogman)

riverplants:

if you ever feel stressed or anxious, breathe in for 4 seconds, keep it in for 8 seconds, and exhale for 7 seconds. its amazing what breathing can do for you, and you can do it in a room full of people and nobody will know

realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE